S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length from center back, in	34.00	35.00	36.00	37.00	38.00	39.00	40.00	41.00
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Crisp, low-key humor stitched into a cozy everyday hoodie. This midweight fleece carries a deadpan line—"Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come."—centered on the chest in clean, minimalist type. It reads like an inside joke for people who lean sarcastic, introverted, or delight in blunt honesty. The dropped shoulders and pouch pocket keep the silhouette relaxed and lived-in, while the soft ring-spun cotton blend and jersey-lined hood make it a go-to layer for cool mornings, late-night hangouts, or slow weekend errands. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it’s a quietly thoughtful piece you’ll reach for when you want comfort wrapped in personality.

Product features
- Jersey-lined 2-piece hood for added warmth and structure
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for an easy, worn-in feel
- Front pouch pocket for hands and small essentials
- Medium-heavy midweight fleece (8.4 oz) with ring-spun cotton blend for softness
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP-certified manufacturing for sustainable and ethical production

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean